Welcome to TiddlyWiki created by Jeremy Ruston, Copyright © 2007 UnaMesa Association
The term used to describe [[OSSUM]]ness that occurs at 3 AM, not neccessarily involving PDM/Pizza/Brikwars/Bow-chika-wow-wow.
No, you're STILL not allowed to ask questions, son.
''EXT. MOSH PIT - TWILIT NOON TIME ISH''
(So there's this sponge, right. And he walks into a bar...)
SPONGE
> This plot? It was gonna suck. I'll admit it. So, now that I've broken the fourth wall, EVERYBODY, ON THE GROUND.
__SOUND: Gun being cocked__
__SOUND: Man-scream__
SPONGE
> And be quiet too. I'm a sponge, dude. I absorb sound as well as water! I'm an important part to every ecosystem that I'm in!
__SOUND: Man-scream__
SPONGE
> What did I just-
MAN WHO SCREAMS
> I don't care! I need to scream! I have OCMSS!
SPONGE
> Eh?
MAN WHO SCREAMS
> ~Obsessive-Compulsive ~Man-Scream Syndrome. God. Don't you know anything.
SPONGE
> Technically, I don't have a brain. But even I can see you forgot a question mark there.
MAN WHO SCREAMS
> But... how... Listen, cat, shut up. I'm the playa around here. If anybody's gonna shoot, it's me.
__SOUND: Gun being cocked__
SPONGE
> Now hold on a second-
MAN WHO SCREAMS
> ''__NO CAT SHUT UP OR I KILL YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME__''!
> (Here, have __SOUND: Man-scream__ followed by "die")
''FIN''
''INT. FOOLSTICK - HINDU''
("What's the time, Jones?" "Oh, well, it looks like it's about quarter past-" "NO! HINDU O'CLOCK!")
JONESES
> Aren't you the one with the soda?
ROBERT
> My name's Robert, dude. I don't have a soda...
JONESES
> Why not? My name's Joneses, and I do.
ROBERT
> Is that like Jones Soda?
JONESES
> No, not like Jones. It's like Joneses Cola.
ROBERT
> That makes... uh, no sense. At all. I'm not even kidding.
__SOUND: Plot!__
> Dude! Did you see that?
JONESES
> I must have missed it while I was watching you totally not recognize me and my soda!
__SOUND: Plot implosion!__
ROBERT
> Dude, I think we just missed a plot point. It just, like, imploded or something like that.
JONESES
> Not the time, Robert. Not the time.
ROBERT
> Ok. Well, in that case...
__SOUND: Exit, stage right!__
JONESES
> Well, now who am I going to share my delicious Joneses ~Canary-Flavored Cola with?
''FIN''
''EXT. SALAD BOWL - MIDNIGHT''
(Bitch, get off my tofu!)
__SOUND: BIMBO__
OFFICER
> Woah, woah, waoh. Keep it ~PG-13, guys.
__SOUND: GUNSHOT__
> ...Ow...
BIMBO
> That'll show you, son!
MALE BIMBO CONCUBINE
> Yeah, what she said.
BIMBO
> What the hell? Where'd you come from?
SOUND: MALE BIMBO CONCUBINE POINTING
> ... Oh. That was descriptive.
MALE BIMBO CONCUBINE
> Fine, be a smart aleck. See if I care.
SOUND: DEATH
BIMBO
> There goes the officer...
CHRIS
> Dude, what the... what are you idiots doing next to my salad bowl? And why is there a dead guy there? SCRAM!
__SOUND: MALE BIMBO CONCUBINE SIGHING__
BIMBO
> Oh, my God! it's God!
__SOUND: BIMBO RUNNING IN FEAR__
CHRIS
> I like this title.
!Notes
This was originally the first (possibly only) //serious// PDM. We felt like making something dramatic, so we could use the new Halo soundtrack [[kidko]] got. Zombies are inevitable, and we kinda liked the direction it was going in. [[Zombie Invasion]] was born!
!Script
''INT. HOUSE - NIGHT''
(The zombie apocalypse has begun!)
__MUSIC: //Lament for Pvt Jenkins//, //On A Pale Horse//, //Rock Anthem For Saving The World//__ (All from the Halo soundtrack)
__SOUND: Gun cocking__
CHAD
> What are you doing?
JOE
> Protecting you and Mom. Now's not the time to argue, Chad.
CHAD
> But.. where did you get that? I mean, that can't possibly be legal!
__SOUND: Fist slamming into table__
JOE
> Have you looked outside recently? The entire city's dissolving, man. We can't just sit here without a backup plan. I don't care if the police break down that door when it's over. But until then, we'll need these.
CHAD
> No way. I'm not going to shoot anybody!
JOE
> They're not even people anymore. I saw one yesterday bite off Mr. Quade's arm before he got back inside.
CHAD
> That doesn't give us a right to shoot them!
JOE
> It will when they start breaking down our-
__SOUND: Window breaking__
> -windows! GET DOWN!
__SOUND: Body hitting ground__
(Scattered __SOUND: Gunshot__ and __SOUND: Automatic Gunfire__, with some __SOUND: Zombie Screech__s thrown in)
(Pause)
__SOUND: Zombie Screech__ (Should be quiet, as if from a distance)
CHAD
> (Shakily)
> Are they gone...?
JOE
> I think so...
__SOUND: Gun reloading__
> Get Mom. I think we need to go.
.
Background: #fff
Foreground: #000
PrimaryPale: #6F92D1
PrimaryLight: #3B5998
PrimaryMid: #3B5998
PrimaryDark: #3B5998
SecondaryPale: #DFE4EE
SecondaryLight: #DFE4EE
SecondaryMid: #BDC2CC
SecondaryDark: #BDC2CC
TertiaryPale: #F7F7F7
TertiaryLight: #E6E6E6
TertiaryMid: #D5D5D5
TertiaryDark: #000
Error: #f88
BorderColor: #C6CFE1
PDM's version of "the cake is a lie." It can be repeated anywhere, in any context, and it is //instantly// relevant.
!!!Wiki Use
Stands for ''~To-Do'' or incomplete
!!!IRL Use
//__I__n __R__eal __L__ife//
Used in place of "it's broken."
!!!Coined by...
[[kidko]]
!!!Why?
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. GIVE IN TO THE BROKEDNESS.
/***
|''Name:''|LoadRemoteFileThroughProxy (previous LoadRemoteFileHijack)|
|''Description:''|When the TiddlyWiki file is located on the web (view over http) the content of [[SiteProxy]] tiddler is added in front of the file url. If [[SiteProxy]] does not exist "/proxy/" is added. |
|''Version:''|1.1.0|
|''Date:''|mar 17, 2007|
|''Source:''|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#LoadRemoteFileHijack|
|''Author:''|BidiX (BidiX (at) bidix (dot) info)|
|''License:''|[[BSD open source license|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#%5B%5BBSD%20open%20source%20license%5D%5D ]]|
|''~CoreVersion:''|2.2.0|
***/
//{{{
version.extensions.LoadRemoteFileThroughProxy = {
major: 1, minor: 1, revision: 0,
date: new Date("mar 17, 2007"),
source: "http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#LoadRemoteFileThroughProxy"};
if (!window.bidix) window.bidix = {}; // bidix namespace
if (!bidix.core) bidix.core = {};
bidix.core.loadRemoteFile = loadRemoteFile;
loadRemoteFile = function(url,callback,params)
{
if ((document.location.toString().substr(0,4) == "http") && (url.substr(0,4) == "http")){
url = store.getTiddlerText("SiteProxy", "/proxy/") + url;
}
return bidix.core.loadRemoteFile(url,callback,params);
}
//}}}
[[Punch Drunk Mayhem|PDM]]
[[The Fuck is This?|PDM]]
[[Script Format]]
It's like "awesome" for cool people. It's the definition of [[PDM]].
The abbreviation for Punch Drunk Mayhem. We is absolutely certain that we leave no survivors. No questions. No comments. No concerns.
!Who
Together, there are three of us:
* [[kidko]]
* [[Olothontor]]
* [[Hlbeta]] [Occasional Guest 'Caster]
!What
We make podcasts. Generally, they're [[OSSUM]], but some with less refined tastes could consider it "stupid" or possibly even "mentally handicapped." Some, though not all, take place at approx. 3AM (these are the best ones).
!Where
Teh Intarwebz. Over Skype, usually. If it's a [[3AM-CAST]], and we're at the same house, it's just straight into Audacity.
!How
One of two ways.
# We prep a script, and then horribly mess it up. Post-processing generally includes adding music and beeps.
# We wing it, with a vague discussion topic. Touchups include censoring for the [clean] version, and occasional music.
Did we mention that you need to go away now?
Used to utterly demean the person not yet sitting down, son. It's fairly simple, son. They just got served, and now they can't stand it, son.
Here's the script format:
''SCENE HEADING - BOLD''
(Any sort of parenthetical thing, ex. production notes)
__MUSIC: //Track list//__
CHARACTER
> Dialog is a 1st-level blockquote
CHARACTER
> Two blank lines between different characters' lines
__SOUND: Underline it__
> Continued lines...
/***
|Name|ShowUpdatesPlugin|
|Created by|SaqImtiaz|
|Version|0.2 |
|Requires|~TW2.x|
!!!Description:
Allows you to list tiddlers that have changed since the users last visit. You can list only all changed tiddlers, or filter them to only show tiddlers that have or do not have a specific tag. By default a simple list of the titles of changed tiddlers is created. However, using an extremely versatile syntax you can provide a custom template for the generated text.
!!!Examples:
[[ShowUpdatesDocs]]
!!!Installation:
Copy the contents of this tiddler to your TW, tag with systemConfig, save and reload your TW.
!!!Syntax:
{{{<<showUpdates>>}}}
additional optional params:
{{{<showUpdates excludeTag:TagToExclude onlyTag:TagToList maxEntries:10 write:CustomWriteParameter >>}}}
excludeTag: ~TagToExclude
onlyTag: ~TagToList
maxEntries: max number of entries displayed when there are no updates. (default is 10, which can be changed in the config.macros.showUpdates.settings part of the code)
write: if a write parameter is not provided, an un-numbered list of the updates is generated. Alternatively, you can specify a custom 'template' for the text generated. The syntax for the write parameter is identical to that of the forEachTiddler macro. Additonal documentation on this syntax will be provided soon.
Some of the variables available in the write parameter are 'index', 'count' and 'lastVisit' where lastVisit is the date of the last visit in the format YYYYMMDDHHMM. Also areUpdates is a boolean that is true if there are new updates since the users last visit.
!!!To Do:
*refactor code to facilitate translations
*a streamlined version without the custom write parameter
!!!Code
***/
//{{{
window.lewcidLastVisit = '';
window.old_lewcid_whatsnew_restart = window.restart;
window.restart = function()
{
if(config.options.txtLastVisit)
lewcidLastVisit= config.options.txtLastVisit;
config.options.txtLastVisit = (new Date()).convertToYYYYMMDDHHMM();
saveOptionCookie('txtLastVisit');
window.old_lewcid_whatsnew_restart();
}
TiddlyWiki.prototype.lewcidGetTiddlers = function(field,excludeTag,includeTag,updatesOnly)
{
var results = [];
this.forEachTiddler(function(title,tiddler)
{
if(excludeTag == undefined || !tiddler.isTagged(excludeTag))
if(includeTag == undefined || tiddler.isTagged(includeTag))
if ( updatesOnly == false || tiddler.modified.convertToYYYYMMDDHHMM()>lewcidLastVisit)
results.push(tiddler);
});
if(field)
results.sort(function (a,b) {if(a[field] == b[field]) return(0); else return (a[field] < b[field]) ? -1 : +1; });
return results;
}
config.macros.showUpdates={};
config.macros.showUpdates.settings =
{
maxEntries: 10 //max items to show, if there are no updates since last visit
}
config.macros.showUpdates.handler = function(place,macroName,params,wikifier,paramString,tiddler)
{
var args = paramString.parseParams("list",null,true);
var write = getParam(args, "write", undefined);
var onlyTag = getParam(args, "onlyTag", undefined);
var excludeTag = getParam(args, "excludeTag", undefined);
var sortBy = "modified";
var maxEntries = getParam(args,"maxEntries",this.settings.maxEntries);
if (lewcidLastVisit)
{var tiddlers = store.lewcidGetTiddlers(sortBy,excludeTag,onlyTag,true);
var areUpdates = tiddlers.length>0? true:false;}
if (!lewcidLastVisit)
{var countLine = "!!Recent Updates:";
var tiddlers = store.lewcidGetTiddlers(sortBy,excludeTag,onlyTag,false);
var areUpdates = false;}
else if (tiddlers.length == 0)
{var countLine = "!!@@color:red;No new updates@@ since your last visit. @@color:#999;font-size:70%;" + (Date.convertFromYYYYMMDDHHMM(lewcidLastVisit)).formatString(" (DD/MM/YY)") + "@@\n!!Recent Updates:";
var tiddlers = store.lewcidGetTiddlers(sortBy,excludeTag,onlyTag,false);}
else
{var countLine ="!!@@color:red;"+ tiddlers.length + "@@ new " + (tiddlers.length==1?"update":"updates") + " since your last visit: @@color:#999;font-size:70%;" + (Date.convertFromYYYYMMDDHHMM(lewcidLastVisit)).formatString(" (DD/MM/YY)") + "@@";}
tiddlers = tiddlers.reverse();
var lastVisit = lewcidLastVisit? lewcidLastVisit:undefined;
var count = areUpdates == true? tiddlers.length : maxEntries;
var sp = createTiddlyElement(place,"span","showUpdates");
if (write==undefined)
{
wikify(countLine,sp);
var list = createTiddlyElement(sp,"ul");
for (var i = 0; i < count; i++)
{
var tiddler = tiddlers[i];
createTiddlyLink(createTiddlyElement(list,"li"), tiddler.title, true);
}
}
else
{
var list = '';
for (var index = 0; index < count; index++) {
var tiddler = tiddlers[index];
list += eval(write); }
wikify(list, sp);
}
}
//}}}
<<search>><<closeAll>><<permaview>><<newTiddler>><<newJournal "DD MMM YYYY ~ hh:mm" "journal">><<saveChanges>><<tiddler TspotSidebar>><<slider chkSliderOptionsPanel OptionsPanel "options ยป" "Change TiddlyWiki advanced options">>
.siteTitle { font-style: bold; }
.viewer blockquote { border-left-width: 1px }
//body { font-family: "lucida grande",tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; }
Coined by [[Olothontor]] during a conversation with [[The Thing]].
They say the Thing had a name once... some say it was Pat, others expand it to Patrick. But whatever the case, it is obvious that he is no longer a mere human. Most go out of their way to avoid the Thing, as it is known to lounge about and hold off useful work and fun for hours on end with awkward pauses in un-needed conversations. Some even receive calls simply because the Thing requires entertainment. And this victim is trapped for the next hour with his/her phone glued to his/her ear, thinking quickly to create an excuse to hang up.
The [[PDM]] creators have managed to, up until this point, keep secret several screennames that would only present the Thing with more victims.
!Other Myths
No, he doesn't have an actual name. That is his official title. [[SIT DOWN, SON]].
he is the horrible monstrosity that plagues our dreams at night. And continually makes calls to us on Skype. Yes. I said Skype.
No, you're not allowed to ask questions. You can go fuck your newborn puppy in the emo corner, for all we care.
/***
Contains the stuff you need to use Tiddlyspot
Note you must also have UploadPlugin installed
***/
//{{{
// edit this if you are migrating sites or retrofitting an existing TW
config.tiddlyspotSiteId = 'pdm';
// make it so you can by default see edit controls via http
config.options.chkHttpReadOnly = false;
window.readOnly = false; // make sure of it (for tw 2.2)
window.showBackstage = true; // show backstage too
// disable autosave in d3
if (window.location.protocol != "file:")
config.options.chkGTDLazyAutoSave = false;
// tweak shadow tiddlers to add upload button, password entry box etc
with (config.shadowTiddlers) {
SiteUrl = 'http://'+config.tiddlyspotSiteId+'.tiddlyspot.com';
SideBarOptions = SideBarOptions.replace(/(<<saveChanges>>)/,"$1<<tiddler TspotSidebar>>");
OptionsPanel = OptionsPanel.replace(/^/,"<<tiddler TspotOptions>>");
DefaultTiddlers = DefaultTiddlers.replace(/^/,"[[WelcomeToTiddlyspot]] ");
MainMenu = MainMenu.replace(/^/,"[[WelcomeToTiddlyspot]] ");
}
// create some shadow tiddler content
merge(config.shadowTiddlers,{
'WelcomeToTiddlyspot':[
"This document is a ~TiddlyWiki from tiddlyspot.com. A ~TiddlyWiki is an electronic notebook that is great for managing todo lists, personal information, and all sorts of things.",
"",
"@@font-weight:bold;font-size:1.3em;color:#444; //What now?// @@ Before you can save any changes, you need to enter your password in the form below. Then configure privacy and other site settings at your [[control panel|http://" + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ".tiddlyspot.com/controlpanel]] (your control panel username is //" + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + "//).",
"<<tiddler TspotControls>>",
"See also GettingStarted.",
"",
"@@font-weight:bold;font-size:1.3em;color:#444; //Working online// @@ You can edit this ~TiddlyWiki right now, and save your changes using the \"save to web\" button in the column on the right.",
"",
"@@font-weight:bold;font-size:1.3em;color:#444; //Working offline// @@ A fully functioning copy of this ~TiddlyWiki can be saved onto your hard drive or USB stick. You can make changes and save them locally without being connected to the Internet. When you're ready to sync up again, just click \"upload\" and your ~TiddlyWiki will be saved back to tiddlyspot.com.",
"",
"@@font-weight:bold;font-size:1.3em;color:#444; //Help!// @@ Find out more about ~TiddlyWiki at [[TiddlyWiki.com|http://tiddlywiki.com]]. Also visit [[TiddlyWiki.org|http://tiddlywiki.org]] for documentation on learning and using ~TiddlyWiki. New users are especially welcome on the [[TiddlyWiki mailing list|http://groups.google.com/group/TiddlyWiki]], which is an excellent place to ask questions and get help. If you have a tiddlyspot related problem email [[tiddlyspot support|mailto:support@tiddlyspot.com]].",
"",
"@@font-weight:bold;font-size:1.3em;color:#444; //Enjoy :)// @@ We hope you like using your tiddlyspot.com site. Please email [[feedback@tiddlyspot.com|mailto:feedback@tiddlyspot.com]] with any comments or suggestions."
].join("\n"),
'TspotControls':[
"| tiddlyspot password:|<<option pasUploadPassword>>|",
"| site management:|<<upload http://" + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ".tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi index.html . . " + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ">>//(requires tiddlyspot password)//<br>[[control panel|http://" + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ".tiddlyspot.com/controlpanel]], [[download (go offline)|http://" + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ".tiddlyspot.com/download]]|",
"| links:|[[tiddlyspot.com|http://tiddlyspot.com/]], [[FAQs|http://faq.tiddlyspot.com/]], [[blog|http://tiddlyspot.blogspot.com/]], email [[support|mailto:support@tiddlyspot.com]] & [[feedback|mailto:feedback@tiddlyspot.com]], [[donate|http://tiddlyspot.com/?page=donate]]|"
].join("\n"),
'TspotSidebar':[
"<<upload http://" + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ".tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi index.html . . " + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ">><html><a href='http://" + config.tiddlyspotSiteId + ".tiddlyspot.com/download' class='button'>download</a></html>"
].join("\n"),
'TspotOptions':[
"tiddlyspot password:",
"<<option pasUploadPassword>>",
""
].join("\n")
});
//}}}
| !date | !user | !location | !storeUrl | !uploadDir | !toFilename | !backupdir | !origin |
| 27/09/2008 21:59:01 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . | ok |
| 27/09/2008 22:39:54 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . |
| 27/09/2008 22:49:56 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . |
| 27/09/2008 22:58:48 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . |
| 27/09/2008 23:08:09 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . |
| 22/02/2009 19:04:28 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . | failed |
| 22/02/2009 19:15:02 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . | failed |
| 22/02/2009 19:15:27 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . | failed |
| 22/02/2009 19:55:09 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . | failed |
| 22/02/2009 19:58:26 | kidko | [[/|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/]] | [[store.cgi|http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/store.cgi]] | . | [[index.html | http://pdm.tiddlyspot.com/index.html]] | . |
/***
|''Name:''|PasswordOptionPlugin|
|''Description:''|Extends TiddlyWiki options with non encrypted password option.|
|''Version:''|1.0.2|
|''Date:''|Apr 19, 2007|
|''Source:''|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#PasswordOptionPlugin|
|''Author:''|BidiX (BidiX (at) bidix (dot) info)|
|''License:''|[[BSD open source license|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#%5B%5BBSD%20open%20source%20license%5D%5D ]]|
|''~CoreVersion:''|2.2.0 (Beta 5)|
***/
//{{{
version.extensions.PasswordOptionPlugin = {
major: 1, minor: 0, revision: 2,
date: new Date("Apr 19, 2007"),
source: 'http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#PasswordOptionPlugin',
author: 'BidiX (BidiX (at) bidix (dot) info',
license: '[[BSD open source license|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#%5B%5BBSD%20open%20source%20license%5D%5D]]',
coreVersion: '2.2.0 (Beta 5)'
};
config.macros.option.passwordCheckboxLabel = "Save this password on this computer";
config.macros.option.passwordInputType = "password"; // password | text
setStylesheet(".pasOptionInput {width: 11em;}\n","passwordInputTypeStyle");
merge(config.macros.option.types, {
'pas': {
elementType: "input",
valueField: "value",
eventName: "onkeyup",
className: "pasOptionInput",
typeValue: config.macros.option.passwordInputType,
create: function(place,type,opt,className,desc) {
// password field
config.macros.option.genericCreate(place,'pas',opt,className,desc);
// checkbox linked with this password "save this password on this computer"
config.macros.option.genericCreate(place,'chk','chk'+opt,className,desc);
// text savePasswordCheckboxLabel
place.appendChild(document.createTextNode(config.macros.option.passwordCheckboxLabel));
},
onChange: config.macros.option.genericOnChange
}
});
merge(config.optionHandlers['chk'], {
get: function(name) {
// is there an option linked with this chk ?
var opt = name.substr(3);
if (config.options[opt])
saveOptionCookie(opt);
return config.options[name] ? "true" : "false";
}
});
merge(config.optionHandlers, {
'pas': {
get: function(name) {
if (config.options["chk"+name]) {
return encodeCookie(config.options[name].toString());
} else {
return "";
}
},
set: function(name,value) {config.options[name] = decodeCookie(value);}
}
});
// need to reload options to load passwordOptions
loadOptionsCookie();
/*
if (!config.options['pasPassword'])
config.options['pasPassword'] = '';
merge(config.optionsDesc,{
pasPassword: "Test password"
});
*/
//}}}
/***
|''Name:''|UploadPlugin|
|''Description:''|Save to web a TiddlyWiki|
|''Version:''|4.1.0|
|''Date:''|May 5, 2007|
|''Source:''|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#UploadPlugin|
|''Documentation:''|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#UploadPluginDoc|
|''Author:''|BidiX (BidiX (at) bidix (dot) info)|
|''License:''|[[BSD open source license|http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#%5B%5BBSD%20open%20source%20license%5D%5D ]]|
|''~CoreVersion:''|2.2.0 (#3125)|
|''Requires:''|PasswordOptionPlugin|
***/
//{{{
version.extensions.UploadPlugin = {
major: 4, minor: 1, revision: 0,
date: new Date("May 5, 2007"),
source: 'http://tiddlywiki.bidix.info/#UploadPlugin',
author: 'BidiX (BidiX (at) bidix (dot) info',
coreVersion: '2.2.0 (#3125)'
};
//
// Environment
//
if (!window.bidix) window.bidix = {}; // bidix namespace
bidix.debugMode = false; // true to activate both in Plugin and UploadService
//
// Upload Macro
//
config.macros.upload = {
// default values
defaultBackupDir: '', //no backup
defaultStoreScript: "store.php",
defaultToFilename: "index.html",
defaultUploadDir: ".",
authenticateUser: true // UploadService Authenticate User
};
config.macros.upload.label = {
promptOption: "Save and Upload this TiddlyWiki with UploadOptions",
promptParamMacro: "Save and Upload this TiddlyWiki in %0",
saveLabel: "save to web",
saveToDisk: "save to disk",
uploadLabel: "upload"
};
config.macros.upload.messages = {
noStoreUrl: "No store URL in parmeters or options",
usernameOrPasswordMissing: "Username or password missing"
};
config.macros.upload.handler = function(place,macroName,params) {
if (readOnly)
return;
var label;
if (document.location.toString().substr(0,4) == "http")
label = this.label.saveLabel;
else
label = this.label.uploadLabel;
var prompt;
if (params[0]) {
prompt = this.label.promptParamMacro.toString().format([this.destFile(params[0],
(params[1] ? params[1]:bidix.basename(window.location.toString())), params[3])]);
} else {
prompt = this.label.promptOption;
}
createTiddlyButton(place, label, prompt, function() {config.macros.upload.action(params);}, null, null, this.accessKey);
};
config.macros.upload.action = function(params)
{
// for missing macro parameter set value from options
var storeUrl = params[0] ? params[0] : config.options.txtUploadStoreUrl;
var toFilename = params[1] ? params[1] : config.options.txtUploadFilename;
var backupDir = params[2] ? params[2] : config.options.txtUploadBackupDir;
var uploadDir = params[3] ? params[3] : config.options.txtUploadDir;
var username = params[4] ? params[4] : config.options.txtUploadUserName;
var password = config.options.pasUploadPassword; // for security reason no password as macro parameter
// for still missing parameter set default value
if ((!storeUrl) && (document.location.toString().substr(0,4) == "http"))
storeUrl = bidix.dirname(document.location.toString())+'/'+config.macros.upload.defaultStoreScript;
if (storeUrl.substr(0,4) != "http")
storeUrl = bidix.dirname(document.location.toString()) +'/'+ storeUrl;
if (!toFilename)
toFilename = bidix.basename(window.location.toString());
if (!toFilename)
toFilename = config.macros.upload.defaultToFilename;
if (!uploadDir)
uploadDir = config.macros.upload.defaultUploadDir;
if (!backupDir)
backupDir = config.macros.upload.defaultBackupDir;
// report error if still missing
if (!storeUrl) {
alert(config.macros.upload.messages.noStoreUrl);
clearMessage();
return false;
}
if (config.macros.upload.authenticateUser && (!username || !password)) {
alert(config.macros.upload.messages.usernameOrPasswordMissing);
clearMessage();
return false;
}
bidix.upload.uploadChanges(false,null,storeUrl, toFilename, uploadDir, backupDir, username, password);
return false;
};
config.macros.upload.destFile = function(storeUrl, toFilename, uploadDir)
{
if (!storeUrl)
return null;
var dest = bidix.dirname(storeUrl);
if (uploadDir && uploadDir != '.')
dest = dest + '/' + uploadDir;
dest = dest + '/' + toFilename;
return dest;
};
//
// uploadOptions Macro
//
config.macros.uploadOptions = {
handler: function(place,macroName,params) {
var wizard = new Wizard();
wizard.createWizard(place,this.wizardTitle);
wizard.addStep(this.step1Title,this.step1Html);
var markList = wizard.getElement("markList");
var listWrapper = document.createElement("div");
markList.parentNode.insertBefore(listWrapper,markList);
wizard.setValue("listWrapper",listWrapper);
this.refreshOptions(listWrapper,false);
var uploadCaption;
if (document.location.toString().substr(0,4) == "http")
uploadCaption = config.macros.upload.label.saveLabel;
else
uploadCaption = config.macros.upload.label.uploadLabel;
wizard.setButtons([
{caption: uploadCaption, tooltip: config.macros.upload.label.promptOption,
onClick: config.macros.upload.action},
{caption: this.cancelButton, tooltip: this.cancelButtonPrompt, onClick: this.onCancel}
]);
},
refreshOptions: function(listWrapper) {
var uploadOpts = [
"txtUploadUserName",
"pasUploadPassword",
"txtUploadStoreUrl",
"txtUploadDir",
"txtUploadFilename",
"txtUploadBackupDir",
"chkUploadLog",
"txtUploadLogMaxLine",
]
var opts = [];
for(i=0; i<uploadOpts.length; i++) {
var opt = {};
opts.push()
opt.option = "";
n = uploadOpts[i];
opt.name = n;
opt.lowlight = !config.optionsDesc[n];
opt.description = opt.lowlight ? this.unknownDescription : config.optionsDesc[n];
opts.push(opt);
}
var listview = ListView.create(listWrapper,opts,this.listViewTemplate);
for(n=0; n<opts.length; n++) {
var type = opts[n].name.substr(0,3);
var h = config.macros.option.types[type];
if (h && h.create) {
h.create(opts[n].colElements['option'],type,opts[n].name,opts[n].name,"no");
}
}
},
onCancel: function(e)
{
backstage.switchTab(null);
return false;
},
wizardTitle: "Upload with options",
step1Title: "These options are saved in cookies in your browser",
step1Html: "<input type='hidden' name='markList'></input><br>",
cancelButton: "Cancel",
cancelButtonPrompt: "Cancel prompt",
listViewTemplate: {
columns: [
{name: 'Description', field: 'description', title: "Description", type: 'WikiText'},
{name: 'Option', field: 'option', title: "Option", type: 'String'},
{name: 'Name', field: 'name', title: "Name", type: 'String'}
],
rowClasses: [
{className: 'lowlight', field: 'lowlight'}
]}
}
//
// upload functions
//
if (!bidix.upload) bidix.upload = {};
if (!bidix.upload.messages) bidix.upload.messages = {
//from saving
invalidFileError: "The original file '%0' does not appear to be a valid TiddlyWiki",
backupSaved: "Backup saved",
backupFailed: "Failed to upload backup file",
rssSaved: "RSS feed uploaded",
rssFailed: "Failed to upload RSS feed file",
emptySaved: "Empty template uploaded",
emptyFailed: "Failed to upload empty template file",
mainSaved: "Main TiddlyWiki file uploaded",
mainFailed: "Failed to upload main TiddlyWiki file. Your changes have not been saved",
//specific upload
loadOriginalHttpPostError: "Can't get original file",
aboutToSaveOnHttpPost: 'About to upload on %0 ...',
storePhpNotFound: "The store script '%0' was not found."
};
bidix.upload.uploadChanges = function(onlyIfDirty,tiddlers,storeUrl,toFilename,uploadDir,backupDir,username,password)
{
var callback = function(status,uploadParams,original,url,xhr) {
if (!status) {
displayMessage(bidix.upload.messages.loadOriginalHttpPostError);
return;
}
if (bidix.debugMode)
alert(original.substr(0,500)+"\n...");
// Locate the storeArea div's
var posDiv = locateStoreArea(original);
if((posDiv[0] == -1) || (posDiv[1] == -1)) {
alert(config.messages.invalidFileError.format([localPath]));
return;
}
bidix.upload.uploadRss(uploadParams,original,posDiv);
};
if(onlyIfDirty && !store.isDirty())
return;
clearMessage();
// save on localdisk ?
if (document.location.toString().substr(0,4) == "file") {
var path = document.location.toString();
var localPath = getLocalPath(path);
saveChanges();
}
// get original
var uploadParams = Array(storeUrl,toFilename,uploadDir,backupDir,username,password);
var originalPath = document.location.toString();
// If url is a directory : add index.html
if (originalPath.charAt(originalPath.length-1) == "/")
originalPath = originalPath + "index.html";
var dest = config.macros.upload.destFile(storeUrl,toFilename,uploadDir);
var log = new bidix.UploadLog();
log.startUpload(storeUrl, dest, uploadDir, backupDir);
displayMessage(bidix.upload.messages.aboutToSaveOnHttpPost.format([dest]));
if (bidix.debugMode)
alert("about to execute Http - GET on "+originalPath);
var r = doHttp("GET",originalPath,null,null,null,null,callback,uploadParams,null);
if (typeof r == "string")
displayMessage(r);
return r;
};
bidix.upload.uploadRss = function(uploadParams,original,posDiv)
{
var callback = function(status,params,responseText,url,xhr) {
if(status) {
var destfile = responseText.substring(responseText.indexOf("destfile:")+9,responseText.indexOf("\n", responseText.indexOf("destfile:")));
displayMessage(bidix.upload.messages.rssSaved,bidix.dirname(url)+'/'+destfile);
bidix.upload.uploadMain(params[0],params[1],params[2]);
} else {
displayMessage(bidix.upload.messages.rssFailed);
}
};
// do uploadRss
if(config.options.chkGenerateAnRssFeed) {
var rssPath = uploadParams[1].substr(0,uploadParams[1].lastIndexOf(".")) + ".xml";
var rssUploadParams = Array(uploadParams[0],rssPath,uploadParams[2],'',uploadParams[4],uploadParams[5]);
bidix.upload.httpUpload(rssUploadParams,convertUnicodeToUTF8(generateRss()),callback,Array(uploadParams,original,posDiv));
} else {
bidix.upload.uploadMain(uploadParams,original,posDiv);
}
};
bidix.upload.uploadMain = function(uploadParams,original,posDiv)
{
var callback = function(status,params,responseText,url,xhr) {
var log = new bidix.UploadLog();
if(status) {
// if backupDir specified
if ((params[3]) && (responseText.indexOf("backupfile:") > -1)) {
var backupfile = responseText.substring(responseText.indexOf("backupfile:")+11,responseText.indexOf("\n", responseText.indexOf("backupfile:")));
displayMessage(bidix.upload.messages.backupSaved,bidix.dirname(url)+'/'+backupfile);
}
var destfile = responseText.substring(responseText.indexOf("destfile:")+9,responseText.indexOf("\n", responseText.indexOf("destfile:")));
displayMessage(bidix.upload.messages.mainSaved,bidix.dirname(url)+'/'+destfile);
store.setDirty(false);
log.endUpload("ok");
} else {
alert(bidix.upload.messages.mainFailed);
displayMessage(bidix.upload.messages.mainFailed);
log.endUpload("failed");
}
};
// do uploadMain
var revised = bidix.upload.updateOriginal(original,posDiv);
bidix.upload.httpUpload(uploadParams,revised,callback,uploadParams);
};
bidix.upload.httpUpload = function(uploadParams,data,callback,params)
{
var localCallback = function(status,params,responseText,url,xhr) {
url = (url.indexOf("nocache=") < 0 ? url : url.substring(0,url.indexOf("nocache=")-1));
if (xhr.status == httpStatus.NotFound)
alert(bidix.upload.messages.storePhpNotFound.format([url]));
if ((bidix.debugMode) || (responseText.indexOf("Debug mode") >= 0 )) {
alert(responseText);
if (responseText.indexOf("Debug mode") >= 0 )
responseText = responseText.substring(responseText.indexOf("\n\n")+2);
} else if (responseText.charAt(0) != '0')
alert(responseText);
if (responseText.charAt(0) != '0')
status = null;
callback(status,params,responseText,url,xhr);
};
// do httpUpload
var boundary = "---------------------------"+"AaB03x";
var uploadFormName = "UploadPlugin";
// compose headers data
var sheader = "";
sheader += "--" + boundary + "\r\nContent-disposition: form-data; name=\"";
sheader += uploadFormName +"\"\r\n\r\n";
sheader += "backupDir="+uploadParams[3] +
";user=" + uploadParams[4] +
";password=" + uploadParams[5] +
";uploaddir=" + uploadParams[2];
if (bidix.debugMode)
sheader += ";debug=1";
sheader += ";;\r\n";
sheader += "\r\n" + "--" + boundary + "\r\n";
sheader += "Content-disposition: form-data; name=\"userfile\"; filename=\""+uploadParams[1]+"\"\r\n";
sheader += "Content-Type: text/html;charset=UTF-8" + "\r\n";
sheader += "Content-Length: " + data.length + "\r\n\r\n";
// compose trailer data
var strailer = new String();
strailer = "\r\n--" + boundary + "--\r\n";
data = sheader + data + strailer;
if (bidix.debugMode) alert("about to execute Http - POST on "+uploadParams[0]+"\n with \n"+data.substr(0,500)+ " ... ");
var r = doHttp("POST",uploadParams[0],data,"multipart/form-data; boundary="+boundary,uploadParams[4],uploadParams[5],localCallback,params,null);
if (typeof r == "string")
displayMessage(r);
return r;
};
// same as Saving's updateOriginal but without convertUnicodeToUTF8 calls
bidix.upload.updateOriginal = function(original, posDiv)
{
if (!posDiv)
posDiv = locateStoreArea(original);
if((posDiv[0] == -1) || (posDiv[1] == -1)) {
alert(config.messages.invalidFileError.format([localPath]));
return;
}
var revised = original.substr(0,posDiv[0] + startSaveArea.length) + "\n" +
store.allTiddlersAsHtml() + "\n" +
original.substr(posDiv[1]);
var newSiteTitle = getPageTitle().htmlEncode();
revised = revised.replaceChunk("<title"+">","</title"+">"," " + newSiteTitle + " ");
revised = updateMarkupBlock(revised,"PRE-HEAD","MarkupPreHead");
revised = updateMarkupBlock(revised,"POST-HEAD","MarkupPostHead");
revised = updateMarkupBlock(revised,"PRE-BODY","MarkupPreBody");
revised = updateMarkupBlock(revised,"POST-SCRIPT","MarkupPostBody");
return revised;
};
//
// UploadLog
//
// config.options.chkUploadLog :
// false : no logging
// true : logging
// config.options.txtUploadLogMaxLine :
// -1 : no limit
// 0 : no Log lines but UploadLog is still in place
// n : the last n lines are only kept
// NaN : no limit (-1)
bidix.UploadLog = function() {
if (!config.options.chkUploadLog)
return; // this.tiddler = null
this.tiddler = store.getTiddler("UploadLog");
if (!this.tiddler) {
this.tiddler = new Tiddler();
this.tiddler.title = "UploadLog";
this.tiddler.text = "| !date | !user | !location | !storeUrl | !uploadDir | !toFilename | !backupdir | !origin |";
this.tiddler.created = new Date();
this.tiddler.modifier = config.options.txtUserName;
this.tiddler.modified = new Date();
store.addTiddler(this.tiddler);
}
return this;
};
bidix.UploadLog.prototype.addText = function(text) {
if (!this.tiddler)
return;
// retrieve maxLine when we need it
var maxLine = parseInt(config.options.txtUploadLogMaxLine,10);
if (isNaN(maxLine))
maxLine = -1;
// add text
if (maxLine != 0)
this.tiddler.text = this.tiddler.text + text;
// Trunck to maxLine
if (maxLine >= 0) {
var textArray = this.tiddler.text.split('\n');
if (textArray.length > maxLine + 1)
textArray.splice(1,textArray.length-1-maxLine);
this.tiddler.text = textArray.join('\n');
}
// update tiddler fields
this.tiddler.modifier = config.options.txtUserName;
this.tiddler.modified = new Date();
store.addTiddler(this.tiddler);
// refresh and notifiy for immediate update
story.refreshTiddler(this.tiddler.title);
store.notify(this.tiddler.title, true);
};
bidix.UploadLog.prototype.startUpload = function(storeUrl, toFilename, uploadDir, backupDir) {
if (!this.tiddler)
return;
var now = new Date();
var text = "\n| ";
var filename = bidix.basename(document.location.toString());
if (!filename) filename = '/';
text += now.formatString("0DD/0MM/YYYY 0hh:0mm:0ss") +" | ";
text += config.options.txtUserName + " | ";
text += "[["+filename+"|"+location + "]] |";
text += " [[" + bidix.basename(storeUrl) + "|" + storeUrl + "]] | ";
text += uploadDir + " | ";
text += "[[" + bidix.basename(toFilename) + " | " +toFilename + "]] | ";
text += backupDir + " |";
this.addText(text);
};
bidix.UploadLog.prototype.endUpload = function(status) {
if (!this.tiddler)
return;
this.addText(" "+status+" |");
};
//
// Utilities
//
bidix.checkPlugin = function(plugin, major, minor, revision) {
var ext = version.extensions[plugin];
if (!
(ext &&
((ext.major > major) ||
((ext.major == major) && (ext.minor > minor)) ||
((ext.major == major) && (ext.minor == minor) && (ext.revision >= revision))))) {
// write error in PluginManager
if (pluginInfo)
pluginInfo.log.push("Requires " + plugin + " " + major + "." + minor + "." + revision);
eval(plugin); // generate an error : "Error: ReferenceError: xxxx is not defined"
}
};
bidix.dirname = function(filePath) {
if (!filePath)
return;
var lastpos;
if ((lastpos = filePath.lastIndexOf("/")) != -1) {
return filePath.substring(0, lastpos);
} else {
return filePath.substring(0, filePath.lastIndexOf("\\"));
}
};
bidix.basename = function(filePath) {
if (!filePath)
return;
var lastpos;
if ((lastpos = filePath.lastIndexOf("#")) != -1)
filePath = filePath.substring(0, lastpos);
if ((lastpos = filePath.lastIndexOf("/")) != -1) {
return filePath.substring(lastpos + 1);
} else
return filePath.substring(filePath.lastIndexOf("\\")+1);
};
bidix.initOption = function(name,value) {
if (!config.options[name])
config.options[name] = value;
};
//
// Initializations
//
// require PasswordOptionPlugin 1.0.1 or better
bidix.checkPlugin("PasswordOptionPlugin", 1, 0, 1);
// styleSheet
setStylesheet('.txtUploadStoreUrl, .txtUploadBackupDir, .txtUploadDir {width: 22em;}',"uploadPluginStyles");
//optionsDesc
merge(config.optionsDesc,{
txtUploadStoreUrl: "Url of the UploadService script (default: store.php)",
txtUploadFilename: "Filename of the uploaded file (default: in index.html)",
txtUploadDir: "Relative Directory where to store the file (default: . (downloadService directory))",
txtUploadBackupDir: "Relative Directory where to backup the file. If empty no backup. (default: ''(empty))",
txtUploadUserName: "Upload Username",
pasUploadPassword: "Upload Password",
chkUploadLog: "do Logging in UploadLog (default: true)",
txtUploadLogMaxLine: "Maximum of lines in UploadLog (default: 10)"
});
// Options Initializations
bidix.initOption('txtUploadStoreUrl','');
bidix.initOption('txtUploadFilename','');
bidix.initOption('txtUploadDir','');
bidix.initOption('txtUploadBackupDir','');
bidix.initOption('txtUploadUserName','');
bidix.initOption('pasUploadPassword','');
bidix.initOption('chkUploadLog',true);
bidix.initOption('txtUploadLogMaxLine','10');
/* don't want this for tiddlyspot sites
// Backstage
merge(config.tasks,{
uploadOptions: {text: "upload", tooltip: "Change UploadOptions and Upload", content: '<<uploadOptions>>'}
});
config.backstageTasks.push("uploadOptions");
*/
//}}}
There are, aside from the zombies themselves (which don't stand out enough for //voice acting// alone), two characters in the [[Zombie Invasion]] miniseries: Chad and Joe, both brothers.
!Joe
He is the older brother, who's streetwise and knows how to take care of himself and his family. Early on, Joe is the one who takes control and keeps the zombies at bay. However, he cares enough that he can't bring himself to kill his own mother, despite her imminent zombification.
!Chad
Chad is the passive, younger brother. He starts off not even wanting Joe to harm the "people outside," even though they're obviously not people anymore. When it comes down to his life or somebody else's, though, Chad will do almost anything, which is why he is the one who kills their mother, despite the strong affection he displays for her.
//See also the [[pilot|6 August 2008 ~ 22:35]] and Parts [[2|ZI Part 2]], [[3|ZI Part 3]], and [[4|ZI Part 4]]//
!Synopsis
A small family goes to Florida on vacation, only to find out that during their stint, the zombie apocalypse reared its ugly head, and the brothers ([[Chad|ZI Characters]] and [[Joe|ZI Characters]]) must protect each other and their comatose mother. At first, they try simply barricading themselves inside the summer house. However, repeated break-ins force them to make a change of plans.
!Script
''INT. HOUSE - DAY''
(Part 1 of 4. The brothers have reached the house, and the first word of zombies begins to spread. They barricade themselves in)
__SOUND: Door opening__
JOE
> See? I told you I'd get us here before midnight.
__SOUND: Thump__ (From bags being dropped on floor)
CHAD
> All right, all right. You're the better driver. Let's not talk about this again. Ever.
JOE
> I'll give that to you. After all, we're in Florida. I got way better things to do than make fun of you. (Chuckles)
CHAD
> Hey, can you just take these to the rooms? They should be just down the hall.
JOE
> What? I should be making //you// drag them down there, little bro!
CHAD
> (Small laugh) All right, fine. You want to get Mom?
JOE
> No, no, it's fine. I (grunt) got the bags. You know, this would be so much easier if we just pulled the plug on her antibiotics and let her die...
CHAD
> Oh, shut up. You act like she didn't even raise you. I don't care if she's practically in a coma, Mom stays.
JOE
> (Voice recedes, while he heads down the hall) Fine, fine. As long as you pay the bills...
CHAD
> All right, c'mon Mom, let's get you inside
__SOUND: Squeaky wheels__ and __SOUND: Footsteps__ (Fade out)
__SOUND: Door close__
JOE
> All right, let's see what's on TV tonight. What is it, a Monday?
CHAD
> You've got to be kidding me. Joe, we could have just watched TV at home, instead of driving ten hours to down here.
JOE
> Oh, quit your nagging. It's late. We can go the the beach and stuff later. What day is it?
CHAD
> Ugh, whatever. It's Tuesday.
JOE
> Sweet! NCIS should be on!
__SOUND: TV click on__
__SOUND: News broadcast introduction music__
__SOUND: News broadcast__ (Should quiet and it should be words that can't be made out, like it's in the background)
CHAD
> You hungry?
(Pause)
> Joe? Hello?
JOE
> Hold up, Chad. Check this out, dude.
CHAD
> What?
JOE
> I don't believe this guy. I mean, look at him! He looks like a total nutjob anyhow. Dead people walking, my ass.
CHAD
> (Small laugh) What is this, the end of the world? Find something else before he actually convinces you.
JOE
> Probably a good idea. (Pause) You mentioned food?
CHAD
> Never mind. I'm going to bed.
JOE
> Alright. Sleep tight, little bro. I'll turn out the lights when I go to bed.
CHAD
> You're going to bed? That's a good one.
JOE
> In a few...
__MUSIC: Sad/quiet transition__
----
''INT. HOUSE - MIDMORNING''
(Cock-a-doodle-doo! Pancakes, you say? That would be lovely)
CHAD
> (Partially shouted, as if yelling down the hall/etc.) Joe? Joe?
__SOUND: Door opening__
__SOUND: Door slamming shut__
JOE
> You called?
CHAD
> Yeah. I've been looking for you since like seven this morning. You weren't here?
JOE
> No way. I had stuff to get.
__SOUND: Thump__
CHAD
> What's in the bag?
JOE
> Don't worry about it. If everything ends up all right, I can go return them. Unless I pull this bag out again, just forget about it.
CHAD
> Ugh, whatever. You never tell me anything. What was I thinking, asking for info.
JOE
> Oh, shut up.
CHAD
> Whatever. So, what did that guy say about the dead people yesterday? It was hilarious.
JOE
> You have a weird sense of humor, man. Check the papers once in a while.
CHAD
> Wha?
__SOUND: Rustling papers__
> You're kidding me. This is actually happening? No, no, I get it. It's some extended joke. Yeah, see! I saw right through it. You can stop now.
JOE
> It's not a joke. While I was out, I checked at the police station just to see what they were saying. They couldn't even //talk// to me, they had so many calls coming in. If it's a joke, bro, I don't like it.
CHAD
> Ph, whatever. Listen, unless some dead guy comes banging on our door, I won't believe it.
__SOUND: Slow thumping__ (Continues off-and-on throughout dialog)
> Did the trash can fall over or something?
JOE
> Hold on...
CHAD
> It's not coming from the kitchen, Joe.
JOE
> Yeah it is. Just listen for a second!
CHAD
> Man, you're just paranoid. Didn't I tell you not to watch that guy?
JOE
> //They were serious.//
CHAD
> Phhh, whatever.
JOE
> Look, just... just get out of here for a second.
CHAD
> Hold on a sec, something just moved outside.
JOE
> (Slight, harsh whisper) Get away from the window!
__SOUND: Zombie screech__ (Quiet, as if from far away)
CHAD
> Joe...
JOE
> Shhh!
CHAD
> (Slight whisper) There's a guy out there. Let's at least go see what he wants.
JOE
> (In a harsh whisper) Shut up!
__SOUND: Heavier thump__
__SOUND: Door opening__ (slowly, if possible)
> That better not be what I think it is...
__SOUND: Zombie moan__
> Chad, go check on Mom. Make sure she's all right.
CHAD
> Look, maybe you just left the door open a little, and the wind blew it open?
JOE
> Doubt it.
__SOUND: Metal scraping concrete__ (he picks up a fire pick)
CHAD
> What're you going to do with that?
JOE
> Go check on Mom.
CHAD
> But there's-
JOE
> //''Go check on mom, Chad.''//
__SOUND: Footsteps__ (Fade away)
> All right, c'mere, ugly. I know you're there...
__SOUND: Zombie moan__ (Full volume now)
(Joe now beats down the zombie with the fire pick. Mix 'n' match __SOUND: Smack__ and __SOUND: Thud__, possibly even a __SOUND: Zombie screech__)
__SOUND: Body dragging across carpet__ (Joe should also be grunting from exertion here and there)
__SOUND: Door closing__
__SOUND: Rapid footsteps__
CHAD
> What was that?
JOE
> What?
CHAD
> What did you just hit? I swear something screeched out- //is that blood?//
JOE
> Why?
CHAD
> Oh, great. It's smeared too much... There's no way that's coming out. I don't think we'll be getting our deposit back.
JOE
> That's not what we need to worry about right now.
__SOUND: Zombie screech__ (Quiet, as if far away)
CHAD
> What are you talking about?
JOE
> Nobody's kidding around anymore. That wasn't just any old guy that came in, Chad. He looked, like, half-decomposed.
CHAD
> That's not even physically possible. It looks to me like you just killed some raccoon that wandered in.
JOE
> Don't even think about it.
__SOUND: Zombie screech__ (Louder, as if closer)
__SOUND: Rustling bag__
----
''INT. HOUSE - ~NIGHT-ISH''
//(Edit'd trailer from [[6 August 2008 ~ 22:35]])//
__SOUND: Gun cocking__
CHAD
> What are you doing?
JOE
> Protecting you and Mom. Now's not the time to argue, Chad.
CHAD
> But.. where did you get that? I mean, that can't possibly be legal!
__SOUND: Fist slamming into table__
JOE
> Look, we can't just sit here. This is just going to keep happening! This house was built, what, twenty years ago? When something with actual strength comes along, we won't stand a chance!
CHAD
> I'm not leaving. This is probably the safest place!
JOE
> You want to stay? Fine. Fine. We can stay. Take this, at least.
CHAD
> No way. I'm not going to shoot anybody!
JOE
> They're not even people anymore. That one that I saw? It had //an arm// in its mouth! You think it got that from some store?
CHAD
> That doesn't give us a right to shoot them! They're still people in there somewhere!
JOE
> Let's see what you say when they start breaking the-
__SOUND: Window breaking__
> -windows! GET DOWN!
__SOUND: Body hitting ground__
(Scattered __SOUND: Gunshot__s, with some __SOUND: Zombie Screech__s thrown in)
(Pause)
__SOUND: Zombie Screech__ (Should be quiet, as if from a distance)
CHAD
> (Shakily)
> Are they gone...?
__MUSIC: Rock Anthem for Saving The World__
JOE
> I think so...
__SOUND: Gun reloading__
> Get Mom. I think we need to go.
----
''INT. HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER''
__MUSIC: Rock Anthem for Saving The World__ (cont'd)
(Pause)
CHAD
> Hold on a sec, Joe. Where can we go?
JOE
> I don't know yet. Somewhere safer, that's all I've got right now.
CHAD
> You swung by the police station earlier, right? It was fine then, so shouldn't it still be okay?
JOE
> Probably. It's worth a shot, at lest. Go get Mom, and I'll make sure nothing bothers you when you load her in the car.
__SOUND: Wheels squeaks__
__SOUND: Door slam closed__
__SOUND: Car driving away__
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[[IT IS BROKED]]
''INT. CAR, ~MID-AFTERNOON''
(It's all tense and shit)
CHAD
>Make a left...
JOE
>Got it.
(Pause)
CHAD
>How's Mom back there? She doing o-
JOE
>She's fine.
__SOUND: Car Driving__ (Quiet, to emphasize awkward silence)
CHAD
>...So...
JOE
>Chad, shut up. I don't know why you're trying to talk. Obviously you're not even paying attention, but I am flat out STRESSED right now. Shutting up would be an absolutely great idea.
CHAD
>But, I'm just trying to-
JOE
>SHUT UP.
__SOUND: Car Driving__
__SOUND: Screeching brakes__
JOE
>(Whispered) Another zombie! Hand me the pistol... should be on the back seat by Mom...
CHAD
>It doesn't seem to be paying attention to us at all.
JOE
>Well, give it here anyway.
__SOUND: Dull clink__ (from him grabbing the gun)
CHAD
>I don't think you'll need it. She's just walking away...
JOE
>Yeah? Well they were pretty friendly back at the house, too, weren't they?
CHAD
>Can we move on? I can --can-- see the hospital
JOE
> Good for you. Sit down.
__SOUND: Car Driving__
>Alright. Get ready to jump out and make a dash for the police station.
CHAD
>... You've got-
JOE
>Yes, I'll get Mom! Cover me!
CHAD
> When are we-
JOE
> NOW!
__SOUND: Car doors slamming__
JOE
> I've got Mom! Just keep running!
__SOUND: Feet on pavement__
__SOUND: Zombie screeches__
__SOUND: Gunshot(s)__
CHAD
> Oh God! I think I just killed him!
JOE
> Keep running, you idiot!
CHAD
> Oh man oh man oh man oh man //("oh man" x4)//
JOE
> You want those things to eat us? No? KEEP RUNNING, --RETARD-- MAN!
__SOUND: Slamming door__
__SOUND: Panting__ (Continue throughout)
__SOUND: Final zombie screech__
__SOUND: Silence__
CHAD
>Are they gone?
JOE
>You want to check?
CHAD
>Not really....
JOE
>Fine, I'll do it.
__SOUND: Door opening slowly__
> SHIT!
__SOUND: Gunshots__ (3)
This is the first serious set of scripts the [[PDM guys|PDM]] have ever put together. It is a dramatic, 4-part miniseries chronicling the zombie invasion of Florida. It follows a Chad and Joe, two brothers (more information can be found in [[ZI Characters]]) on vacation there.
!Plot Synopsis
At first, the brothers have to take care of their sick and comatose mother. They barricade themselves in with food and weapons. Repeated zombie breaches, however, force them to move on. They soon get back in the car and head towards the police station. In their quest to get inside, their unattended mother gets bitten (revealed later). After failing, the brothers check out another likely location, where they are forced to kill their mother so she doesn't turn into a zombie.
!Parts
[[6 August 2008 ~ 22:35]] - Teaser script
[[ZI Part 1]] - The brothers arrive in Florida and attempt to barricade themselves in.
[[ZI Part 2]] - [[IT IS BROKED]], and it's all Keith's fault.
[[ZI Part 3]] - [[IT IS BROKED]]
[[ZI Part 4]] - [[IT IS BROKED]]
Listen up. kidko's the main force behind many of the scripts (in that he writes them with occasional random interference/inspiration from [[Olothontor]]) and a good part of the [[vocabulary]] that has come be associated with the legend that is [[PDM]].
Now, he's got a site on these here Intarwebz and more specifically, the Blogosphere. He fronted hisself the cash monies and landed [[www.kidkonia.com|http://www.kidkonia.com/]]
This is a list of things you need to know. The most prominent of which:
[[IT IS BROKED]]. Useful in emergencies.
[[SIT DOWN, SON]]. You'll know when the time is right.
[[OSSUM]]. We eat it for __breakfast__.